Please read the following terms and conditions before using this software:
1. License Grant: You are granted a non-exclusive, non-transferable license to use this software.
2. Restrictions: You may not modify, distribute, or reverse engineer any part of the code.
3. Termination: This license may terminate if you do something weird. You won't know what.
4. Compliance Clause: By continuing, you confirm you’re not made of static or dreams.
5. Shadow Agreement: Agreement also applies to your mirror reflection and/or digital ghost.
6. Time Warranty: Warranty is valid only on Tuesdays between 3:02 AM and 3:07 AM UTC.
7. Clause Drift: This clause may relocate randomly within the scroll. Good luck finding it again.
8. Recursive Consent: By reading this clause, you agree to re-read all previous ones. Twice.
9. Spectral Clause: This line is visible only to users who have already agreed in a past life.
10. Data Echo: We store data in echoes. Your scrolling speed is now legally significant.
11. Glitch Provision: You may experience occasional screen shimmer. It’s intentional. Probably.
12. Language Drift: Some clauses may eventually appear in forgotten dialects of frog.
13. Responsibility Clause: You are liable for any feelings this agreement evokes. Especially déjà vu.
14. Clause 14: Clause 14 has been removed by future-you. Thanks for your cooperation.
15. Loop Clause: If you scroll up now, you’ll find the text is not the same as before. Don’t.
16. Emotional Damage: Agreement may contain haunting subtext. Read responsibly.
17. Final Consent: By finishing this list, you agree that agreement is a metaphor and so are you.
18. ∮ Forgotten Clause: You scrolled past a moment you were meant to notice. That was the agreement.